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2014’s Hottest Diets

kellyegan:

- Vodka & In N Out

- Macro-Neolithic 

- The opposite diet of your significant other 

- Kale kale kale seaweed kale 

- Unpasteurized organic emotions 

- Delicious alimony

- Ramen & street tacos

- $3 well drinks at Keno night

- Your room mate’s leftovers

- Snacks at work & coconut water 

- Coffee & LIES, ALL LIES

Mixed nuts and despair

(via nedhepburn)

More Helpful Craigslist Housing Categories

thetangential:

Unresolved sexual tension houses

Hook-up houses

Houses where everyone ignores each other

Houses where everyone hooks up and then ignores each other

Dog-friendly

Cat-friendly

Friendly to people whose significant others sleep over all the time and take too long in the bathroom

420

666

(Source: thetangential.com)

We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.

nedhepburn:

"If anybody even tries to whisper the word ‘diet,’ I’m like, ‘You can go fuck yourself." Jennifer Lawrence. 

Perfection.

nedhepburn:

"If anybody even tries to whisper the word ‘diet,’ I’m like, ‘You can go fuck yourself." Jennifer Lawrence

Perfection.